A grotesk creature has awoken under Elastic’s deep, murky baseline.
For prey, it has a specific type; and they have a right to be kerncerned.
The creature swashes about the watery sans.
The monster’s stems descend into an arc, searching for it’s next meal.
Ascending now, the monster stops any escape out of the inktrap.
Serifs can try to run, but it will tear their ligatures apart.
This is truly hell-vetica, Happy Halloween!